Monthly Archives: February 2011

Food Pr0n

Now what I’m supposed to be doing right now is homework. I got class on Wednesday (tomorrow) and I wanted to get a head start on my homework so I’m not doing the crap at the last minute as per usual, especially considering I need to make a video tomorrow.

But, right now, I’m hungry. I’m very hungry. And I’m thinking about food. Above is just a pic I took of some Korean banchan, but below I shall murder all of you and make your mouth water for FOOD. I love late night eating, to bad those days are LONG over! You want to know what my biggest problem is–I love junk food. It does my heart good (well not literally) to eat CRAP. I grew up eating junk food and to this day I enjoy it very much, it’s my conscience that makes me feel bad about it.

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Check these delicious meals out after the jump! I forgot to put tacos in here but oh well.

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The Drunkest Man in New York City!!

Check out the latest video on me and Camille’s channel CauseWeSaidSo.

While we were coming from Union Square and walking toward 34th st., all of a sudden this drunk ass motherfucker, large and in charge, comes barreling out of a bar or some place and continues to run drunk as shit down the block. When he kept walking and knocked down a restaurants glass ‘panini sign’ we decided, “holy shit we need to follow this guy!”

With camera in hand me and Camille ran after this guy for like 8 Manhattan blocks–RUNNING! It was one of the funniest things ever! Lol we’ve come to conclude that he was probably on something else other then alcohol because he just kept running and running (someone that drunk would have already been out for the count). This guy almost got hit by a car several times as you can see in the video. Some other crazy shit happened this night (it was a full moon lol) and that will be posted periodically–we got some good stuff!!

Go to the channel–rate, comment and most importantly SUBSCRIBE!!!

Pregnancy, Music Videos and Hotties!

Okay so silly me, I haven’t posted the videos I’ve recently made!

I made this video as a promo for my brothers music video I filmed for him. It’s definitely nothing special; he just wanted me to film him and his friends hanging out in different places, though of course I added in the part when he comes in saying ‘hi’ to everyone and the card game–my directorial genius lol. JK. It was filmed in about 2 hours and edited in about 7 (including re-edits). Check it out, and watch it on Youtube. The link to the actual video is in the drop-box.

This video is me talking about men having sex with women and impregnating them then being like “that ain’t mine!” or “you should’ve kept your legs closed!” or “you didn’t ask me to put on a condom!” I will make another blog post about this going into details about my complete thoughts not expressed in the video.

This video is about me running into guys I like/find attractive when I look like a bum. Lol I’m only being half serious in this video but i don’t think everyone got that. Oh well. Enjoy, it’s back to my “comedic” videos, though I will admit this one didn’t do as well as I thought it would/had hoped. I thought it might have done as well as the “Video for the Cock Suckers” but I guess it’s all in due time, right? For some reason my serious videos get the most comments and views and my comedic videos get me the most subscribers. Go figure.

I already wrote down the idea for my next video, which I think I will combine both. I will make it satirical and give it that sarcastic asshole-ness I’m so good at lol. I was thinking one of the only ways I’ll become youtube partner is if I have a theme to my channel but now I don’t really care. I’m going to make videos about whatever I want to make videos about, I don’t care what anyone says. I just want to make fun and entertaining videos and have oodles of subbies! I LOVE MY SUBSCRIBERS!! ❤

New CauseWeSaidSo Cartoon Project

I’m not sure if I ever endorsed my 3rd channel on here but hey, no time like the present!

CLICK HERE to go to the Youtube channel I share with comrade in racism-and-laughs Camille. There really is no theme to this channel besides out right shenanigans. We like to make jokes that involve racism, perverts, pure stupidity and fried chicken. I’ll post our latest 3 videos below but the point of me making this post is because Camille and I are developing this little cartoon project for the channel.

Episodes will likely be under 2 minutes each and will include still drawings and hilarious narration. After the jump, you can get a 1st sneak peek at the storyboards I slopped together today at school of the first episode. Here you meet our protagonist Dorothy Jenkins, a lonely old woman who decides she needs a little help running her home, so she calls an agency looking for some help, and well, I’m sure you can figure out the rest.

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The Man from Kansas City

So here’s another short story that I wrote for a class, though I wrote this one for a class I’m actively taking right now (screenwriting). This one is shorter then the other and in my opinion less entertaining (I liked the other one) but it’s decent none-the-less.

We read 2 diary entries and we had to write a little short story around it. BOY was sitting there as everyone went around reading theirs FUN lol. *Sarcasm* Some were good, some were entirely too long, some were entirely too short, some had too much detail, some not enough detail… it was nice though to see how everyone writes, I’m so curious to how their scripts will be. I feel like my writing style is very generic though? Well like they say, practice makes perfect so hopefully the write I write, the better my own unique style will develop.

Anyway you can check out the story after the jump!

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Bad Days…

So yesterday wasn’t the BEST of days.

I woke up on Saturday and quickly woke Christina to take me to the train which I ALMOST missed, but we literally caught it at the last second! From there I took it to Atlantic Terminal where tried to board the train to go back home but accidentally got on the uptown train instead of the downtown train so I went uptown one stop then got off, from there, the sign says that next downtown train isn’t going to come for another THIRTY MINUTES. FUCK.

So I wait on the stupid ass train and take it. So I go home and literally strip down and go into the shower where I have to wash my hair… blah blah. I’m already SHOOPA late, so I do my face, get dressed and I go but not before I pack TWO cameras with me because me and Camille hadn’t made a video in a while and we were going to. Anyway I board the train, however this isn’t the one closest to my house but it goes directly towards Canal where I need to go and I don’t have to transfer, so I get on, and Lord have mercy, this weekend, THIS WEEKEND ONLY OF COURSE the train is running local between Dekalb and Canal which would’ve meant I had to ride an EXTRA 9 STOPS. I was like hell no!

So at Atlantic I transfered to the R and I get to Chinatown. I meet Camille, we go have some bubble tea and I order some sweet potatoe fries cause they’re delish ❤ and they bitch forgot to order it for me which NEVER happens! So, we end up being 30mins late for our next destination which was to see the Vagina Monolugues at Marymount. So we leave there and have nowhere to go, then I decide I’ll tape us and I go in my bag for my HD camera (the expensive one not the other one) and guess what? It’s dead. That and my other picture camera is dead as well. I remember I switched out my other HD camera to take the expensive one and looked what fucking happened? Shit.

Anyway, we ended up in K-town at Kunjip and had a nice little dinner where I know the people were like WTF are they still here we sat down for like ever (btw, that pic is at Kunjip but we took that about 2 months ago). Then, some weird shit happened at dinner lol I don’t even want to get into it but we left and walked down to 42nd street to see what was going on in Times Square (2am) and we’re fucking around then while we’re smoking Camille’s like, “I’m going to send you a text, tell me if you get it” and I’m like okay… and what do I find out? My phone is gone. Still have no idea what happened to it. I know it wasn’t in my pocket because if it was I know if it feel out we would have heard it. I think someone stole it off our counter/table when we were in McDonalds. BOO.

I just realized that Saturday was not a good day!!!

Thinspiration is here!

Sup guys, I’m currently on the LIRR right now and decided, why not make a post…? And I’m doing all of this from my cell phone, isn’t technology crazy??

Anyway, my thinspiration arrived today: my bikini! It’s even cuter in person and I tried it on and guess what? I LOOKED TERRIBLE IN IT!!! Does that sound like I’m happy about it? Lol well I’m not but it gave me that extra “mmph!” to go on. I was happy with the numbers on the scale today and I’m perfectly on schedule (at this point) for my March 7th goal. I set loose weekly mini-goals but the first landmark is March 7th.

I hung up the bikini on my full-length mirror (which is by the fridge) so I can keep my eyes on the prize. I’ll see it every time I go over to the fridge and every time I leave to go out.

Oh and not to worry all, I know I’m very vague about my weight/pants size/etc and haven’t posted pics but that’s just for right now. Know that I HAVE been documenting my weight loss journey with pictures AND video that of course at the end of all this I will make a compilation video (and probably a super long how-to post) so hopefully I can inspire someone else to be the best of themselves they can be. Hey who knows? I could be someones extra last little shove to lose the weight.

Last night Camille showed me a pic of this girl she knew (and I knew vaguely too) and the girl used to be big and she lost AT LEAST 50lbs! I was seriously like W:OW when I saw her. Just more fuel to the fire! If she can do it, so can I and so can YOU!!!!