LASSE FUCKING LARSEN

I MET HIM!!! Lol I think I’m going to start a page on here about the celebrities I’ve met/come into contact with. Am I bragging?? ABSOLUTELY!!

So I was on my way back to Brooklyn from Manhattan and this weekend the trains were running more fucked up then I’ve ever experienced (mainly Brooklyn, of course). I get off of the shuttle bus because my train wasn’t running properly… I get off the shuttle bus, in the fucking ass crack of Brooklyn, one of the shadiest parts of Flatbush.

So I get off the shuttle and start walking to catch the regular bus home and I see this tall, seemingly handsome man, and I’m thinking to myself, “Damn, who’s Ken?” and as I’m walking by trying to see his face, the side of the face is entirely too familiar and he turns his head and OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS ITS LASSE LARSEN!!!

I totally lose my shit! Lol. I think he liked that I recognized him. I think I shook his hand but I’m not sure, but I remember telling him “you’re so hot in person” LOL. I KNOW his name but I couldn’t fucking remember it and I was having trouble until I asked him to just tell me. If you don’t know Lasse, he’s a HOT Swedish model, probably most known for being the winner on Chilli’s VH1 show, “What Chilli Wants.” I loved him and her together, they were so cute!

Anyhow, he politely obliged to take a picture, even moving into the light with me to get it. I told him thanks and that he was too hot and ran along my merry way.


Movie Review: The Roomate

(*NO SPOILERS*) This movie… was BAD. I saw it 2 weeks ago when I was in Delaware but I’m now doing the review. If you don’t already know, it’s a remake of one of my favorite movies of all time, “Single White Female” (1992). It did the movie no justice whatsoever. I mean, I’m not really surprised that it wasn’t that good, but damn, they really couldn’t have honoured the original more than that, especially when they COMPLETELY JACKED so many similar situations and scenes from the original??

The main girl, played by an unrealistically pretty actress named Minka Kelly who looks entirely TOO DAMN OLD to be playing a freshman in college (I just googled her, she’s 30 IRL), was just too fucking unbelievably pretty, nice and sweet. Let’s face facts okay: girls who look like Minka Kelly aren’t just sweet, tender cubs who love everyone and are just so giving and nice without any bitchyness or attitude. Even in the end of the movie when “the shit went down” she wasn’t like angry or yelling like original character, played by Bridgette Fonda, rightfully was. Minka’s boyfriend in the movie, the SUPER HOT Cam Gigandet, was entirely too nice as well! Hot guys like him aren’t intelligent, ambitious, sweet and so readily to have girlfriends! Did I mention is was in a band?? Really? So fucking unrealistic! They’re just so sweet, good looking and the best couple in the world without any problems or arguments, which is so contrary to the original movie.

Leighton Meester’s character was just… ugh. It wasn’t that she was particularly bad as an actress in the character, I just felt the character wasn’t well developed. She got entirely too crazy entirely too soon. Girl was TRIPPING. Damn. I suggest if you go see this movie (wasn’t good though “/) that you CHECK THE ORIGINAL. Maybe see the original after you see “The Roomate” so you’re not so immediately biased. When I was watching it I LITERALLY looked at my phone several times to check the time to see when the movie would be over, it was that bad. Corny, cheesy, unrealistic and a shit on the name of the original.

Below you can see the trailer for “The Roomate” followed by the trailer for “Single White Female.” This movie gets… 1/5 stars. Sorry.


New Look

I honestly had wanted to try this look for a while, I had even told Camille about it. I had this fire engine red lipstick I always wanted to wear, knowing that it would look good on pale skin and black hair but I couldn’t get the eye situation right. Once I “perfected” the smokey eye, I tried it will the red lipstick and it just… didn’t suit.

It.. just didn’t look right. It wasn’t until I watched one of Michelle Phan’s videos about how since the lip is so eye-catching and popping, that you need to have a very subdued eye… so I just bought the liquid black eyeliner today since I couldn’t find any gel eyeliner and tried it on, then I put on the red lipstick and… voila!

Here are the final results, let me know what you think!


IAN FUCKING SOMEHALDER.

I SAW HIM!!!

Okay, so I was on my way to the city yesterday to meet a friend and “unfortunately” I was running late, I mean, I got down in the subway and was waiting for my train to leave for literally 10 minutes. I’m like “What in the fuck is taking this train so long???” so, the train starts going and I’m looking at my watch, blah blah. Long story short, I get to Prince St. and exit the train station, as soon as I step onto the sidewalk and recover from that “where am I?” confusion that I usually get when come from underground, I see this REALLY hot guy walking up and realize instantly, “Oh my God, it’s Ian Somerhalder.”

He was wearing all black and was on the phone and after I realized it was him the first thought in my head was, “What do I do?” Lol, what did I think I was going to do? Nothing. And I did nothing, I should have asked for a picture! He was on the phone when he walked right past me and I heard him say “yeah I’m at ____, you wanna meet up?” Like, what? Ian Somehalder doesn’t ask people to meet up, people ask Ian Somehalder to meet up!

Anyway, I like tripped out and texted Camille immeditately who like, died. Lol. We’ve talked about his hotness several times before so this celeb spotting was “special” lol. NOT TO MENTION HE WAS ON LOST!!! THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!!! His eye omg… they are truly blue-er then blue. BEAUTIFUL. Sigh!

Damn, it! I love you New York!!!


SAW Finale: Rain

Now you KNOW my baby, my BOO, my MAN, my HUSBAND FOREVER was going to get the finale–save the best for last. Without further ado, here are his stats and like… a gillion pictures.

Birth name Jung Ji-Hoon
Also known as Bi (비), Bi Rain
Born June 25, 1982 (age 28)
Origin Seoul, South Korea
Genres K-pop, R&B, Hip-Hop
Occupations Singer, Actor, Dancer, Model,Designer
Years active 2002–present
Labels JYP Entertainment
(2002-2007)
J. Tune Entertainment
(2007-present)
William Morris Endeavor (2009-present)

He is 6′ and 165lb (though if you see him now, he’s much thicker, so I don’t think the weight is accurate). Here are some of the pics I have of him, and in case you’re wondering… I have 493 pictures of Rain on my computer :). Check out the pics in full resolution and 3 songs of his I love (of many!!) after the jump.

And so concludes Sexy Asian Week. Hope you learned something if you’re an ignorant-pig-racist and if you’re a girl, I hope you got some delicious eye candy.

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Convos with Camille 1

Liz 2:20 am

cleopatra had a baby with julius caesar?!

damn!

you learn something new every day!

 

fallon***** 2:21 am

LOL!!!

i think i heard that shit before somewhere

 

Liz  2:21 am

cant believe it!

bitch got around!

they say she got into caesars palace rolled up in a carpet!

DAT MUSSA BIN SUM GUD DIKK!

 

fallon***** 2:22 am

LOL

wait what do you mean rolled up in a carpet


A Trip to the Museum.

So I went to the Brooklyn Museum the other day and was pleasantly surprised with all that I saw! I don’t know why that I thought the museum wasn’t going to be good just because it wasn’t in Manhattan. The art work was fantastic (I had to go for a paper) and some of the stuff was CRAZY OLD. I’m talking 5,000/6,000 year old statues and stuff! Their Egyptian art section was fantastically amazing. They LITERALLY HAD MUMMIES. DEAD MUMMIES WRAPPED IN MUMMY PAPER. They had a mummified cat too! I couldn’t believe it. Being next to dead people always freaks me out lol.

I only wish they had a Greek/Roman art exhibit, that would have been cool. Earth knows I’m in love with Polykleitos’ heavenly beautiful statue Doryphorus. Anyway, they also had a feminist art level which was interesting. The art display in the middle was a big thing: huge table with all these plates with flowers on them, which in my opinion was the artist depicting the vagina as a beautiful flower. Here are 4 of them:

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Your Love Gets Sweeter Every Day

I don’t know why I titled this post that, but it probably has a lot to do with that being the song I’m listening to right now lol. I have this playlist I just listen to over and over again from youtube. It’s got some good stuff in it. Anyway, this post isn’t about music, it’s an update on my weightloss and whatnot.

Things are going great! Still satisfied with these scale numbers and I have increased my physical activity from just walking around school to playing DDR and when I go to the city, opt for walking instead of the train. I still haven’t caved into eating crap (maybe that has to do with the fact that I haven’t hung out with Camille in the city for 2 weeks lol) since the last time. Did I mention that I actually did go to Cold Stone a week after I almost caved and I did get the Caramel Churro Crave thingy? I know, poor me, but happily to say, it wasn’t as good as I had thought it would be so I won’t be going back to get another. One thing I have been craving though is Haagen Dazs dulce split dazzler omg… Bananas, caramel, I usually get nuts on it, whip cream all over dulce de leche  ice cream OMG. *Dies* Maybe I’ll get it in 2 weeks, which is when I should meet my first half-goal.

Why am I always talking about food? Lol. Anways, I went to the museum the other day and got to take some AMAZINGLY awesome pictures! I will post them in a post after this under “Photography” stuff.


SAW: Kim Ji-Hoon

Honestly, who really gives a crap WHO this guy is?? I know I don’t! He’s fine as hell, I don’t give 2 shits about what his name is or what he does! LOL.

Screw the intro, let’s get to the pictures!


SAW: Yunho

Today’s sexy guy is Yunho (윤호) of the now-disbanded Korean pop group DBSK (동방신기). Yunnie is definitely my favorite member of the group with his tall stature as his BIG… erm, bounce. Yunnie is known in the group as having the BIGGEST penis OMG being the rapper. Here are his stats:

Birth name Jung Yunho
Also known as 유노윤호瑜鹵允浩 (U-Know Yunho), ユンホ (Yunho)
Born February 6, 1986 (age 25),Gwangju, South Korea
Genres PopR&B
Occupations Singer, dancer, rapper, model, actor
Years active 2003–present
Labels SM EntertainmentRhythm Zone
Associated acts SM To

All I got to say is… yummm. ^^) I also included below some honorable mentions, aka other members of DBSK. After the 1st 3 of Yunho, there’s one of Micky Yoochun and the last 2 are of Jaejoong.