Tag Archives: New York City

IAN FUCKING SOMEHALDER.

I SAW HIM!!!

Okay, so I was on my way to the city yesterday to meet a friend and “unfortunately” I was running late, I mean, I got down in the subway and was waiting for my train to leave for literally 10 minutes. I’m like “What in the fuck is taking this train so long???” so, the train starts going and I’m looking at my watch, blah blah. Long story short, I get to Prince St. and exit the train station, as soon as I step onto the sidewalk and recover from that “where am I?” confusion that I usually get when come from underground, I see this REALLY hot guy walking up and realize instantly, “Oh my God, it’s Ian Somerhalder.”

He was wearing all black and was on the phone and after I realized it was him the first thought in my head was, “What do I do?” Lol, what did I think I was going to do? Nothing. And I did nothing, I should have asked for a picture! He was on the phone when he walked right past me and I heard him say “yeah I’m at ____, you wanna meet up?” Like, what? Ian Somehalder doesn’t ask people to meet up, people ask Ian Somehalder to meet up!

Anyway, I like tripped out and texted Camille immeditately who like, died. Lol. We’ve talked about his hotness several times before so this celeb spotting was “special” lol. NOT TO MENTION HE WAS ON LOST!!! THE GREATEST SHOW EVER!!! His eye omg… they are truly blue-er then blue. BEAUTIFUL. Sigh!

Damn, it! I love you New York!!!

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A Trip to the Museum.

So I went to the Brooklyn Museum the other day and was pleasantly surprised with all that I saw! I don’t know why that I thought the museum wasn’t going to be good just because it wasn’t in Manhattan. The art work was fantastic (I had to go for a paper) and some of the stuff was CRAZY OLD. I’m talking 5,000/6,000 year old statues and stuff! Their Egyptian art section was fantastically amazing. They LITERALLY HAD MUMMIES. DEAD MUMMIES WRAPPED IN MUMMY PAPER. They had a mummified cat too! I couldn’t believe it. Being next to dead people always freaks me out lol.

I only wish they had a Greek/Roman art exhibit, that would have been cool. Earth knows I’m in love with Polykleitos’ heavenly beautiful statue Doryphorus. Anyway, they also had a feminist art level which was interesting. The art display in the middle was a big thing: huge table with all these plates with flowers on them, which in my opinion was the artist depicting the vagina as a beautiful flower. Here are 4 of them:

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Testicle.

Wassup, y’all? Why do I have a feeling this will be my most popular post? Lol.¬†Anyway, this going to hopefully be my final words on that gutter rat Testizel, though I like to call him Testicle, even though it’s plainly obvious he has no balls at all.

Making this video (above), Camille and I both knew that Testicle was going to say it’s us sweating him because he has an ego the size of Mars, though I think it might be a slight retardation. If he finds out about this blog he will likely say that it’s another attempt of mine to get his attention, which it’s not to get his attention, it’s to get YOUR attention. He says I’m obsessed because I’m talking about him on my personal blog… my blog is posted on all 3 of my channels, in the drop box of all my videos in all my channels and my very own Facebook. Personal? I think not.

I’m here to tell the truth to you and to anyone willing to hear it. Testicle tells you guys nothing but lies, he is a PATHOLOGICAL liar, as I shall prove below.

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The Drunkest Man in New York City!!

Check out the latest video on me and Camille’s channel CauseWeSaidSo.

While we were coming from Union Square and walking toward 34th st., all of a sudden this drunk ass motherfucker, large and in charge, comes barreling out of a bar or some place and continues to run drunk as shit down the block. When he kept walking and knocked down a restaurants glass ‘panini sign’ we decided, “holy shit we need to follow this guy!”

With camera in hand me and Camille ran after this guy for like 8 Manhattan blocks–RUNNING! It was one of the funniest things ever! Lol we’ve come to conclude that he was probably on something else other then alcohol because he just kept running and running (someone that drunk would have already been out for the count). This guy almost got hit by a car several times as you can see in the video. Some other crazy shit happened this night (it was a full moon lol) and that will be posted periodically–we got some good stuff!!

Go to the channel–rate, comment and most importantly SUBSCRIBE!!!


Pounding Pavement.

So tomorrow I start back my diet again, wish me luck!

I will be pounding pavement once again, from Chinatown to 42nd street, though I’ll likely be going to 49th. I’ve got a fridge full of healthy foods and disposed of all garbage.

Let’s go!


What a wonderful day….

I had a wonderful day yesterday!

The night before I was actually at a friends house (who had NO FOOD YOU RAT BASTARD!) and I hadn’t slept at all… I don’t know if I mentioned this but I don’t particularly sleep at night. I’m usually up from sundown until sun-up and then some. Yes, my sleeping times are FUCKED up, and being at someone else’s house didn’t help, anyway, after I left his house, I went to Manhattan to handle some of my biz-NASS and started out in Chinatown (I needed exercise for the day), from there I got bubble tea and walked to Union Square and from there I walked to 34th street Manhattan. Now, it was quite chilly, however… boy did I take a lot of pictures. I’m sure everywhere I go NYCers are like “look at this tourist chump taking pics of everything.” Sigh. If only you could see what I see.

I got something to eat from K-town (all good stuff, don’t worry :)), and then went on my merry way to the post office which is the size of a courthouse for no damn reason, (well, at least I hadn’t seen one) and from there proceeded Grand Central Station where I was going to catch the train–I was kind of happy about it too since I had never been there! A funny thing happened on my way though: one thing I like to do is on red lights, stand in the middle of the intersection to take pictures of the cars and background in the city, and I did this, then as I turned this building caught the corner of my eye–it was so pretty! As I flipped around and threw my arm in the air to snap the picture and handsome guy stopped short when I turned around and gave me the biggest smile when he saw me taking the picture. It was great. Things like that keep me going.

Check out a quick slide-show of the photos I took and then you can see the pictures in full resolution after the jump! Some of them were just snapshots and others had artistic intent, I’ll let you decide which is which.

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Happy New Years! (2011 New Years Resolutions)

So I just made that graphic on Picnik! Do you rike?

Well, Happy New Years, foo! And of course, now it’s time for a generic post like every other blogger on the planet, and make New Years Resolution’s… also known as a list of promises to myself, I don’t intend to keep. I haven’t given much thought to my resolutions except for 1, but I will just make them up as I go along.

First, with the conclusion of 2010, I will just say it wasn’t too bad of a year. I got out of my community college and went to a new AMAZING school (though I didn’t make good on it as I should have, but hey, no ones perfect–that’s what starting over is all about!), I got to be on my own, living on my own, on my own terms which I will tell you, going back to living with family is not something I could ever do again–sorry, I love you guys but I just can’t do it. Not to mention, the most important thing of all… MY SOCIAL LIFE. My social life took off like a rocket, in my opinion. I met a lot of cool people and I gained 3 really great friends this year and am so grateful for that! Not to mention I had one of the best spring and summers I could imagine. I went to all kinds of festivals and fairs (which NYC has SO MUCH in the summer!), restaurants, eating outside, walking around taking beautiful pictures, house parties, laying on the grass in parks for hours… I’m practically drooling over the thought of Spring/Summer 2011. The feeling of when I see the leaves blooming on the trees again from Winter… it’s honestly like Christmas to me. I used to get that happy all the time, giddy feeling from Decemeber, but now it’s a feeling only April can give. Not to mention I’ll be 21!

2011 WILL BE my year! I know everyone says that, but I’m being very serious. You can read my New Years resolutions after the jump!

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